Who are you messaging now? Are you messaging everyone in the world? Even the President isn’t that busy. You think being in dating apps is that easy? Do you know how many different dating apps there are? There are so many messages in every app. I got to reply to each of them myself. Yeah you mentioned…blender…grinder… Tinder mom! yeah that one. whatever. You aren’t going to look for a mapillai for me. So i got to find one myself. Yeah, you think your mom and dad are sitting at home with no other work to do? You are the ones who are going out. You know people. I have let you study so much. Don’t you know how to make your own decision? On a daily basis, you make so many decisions. This nail polish or that nail polish…? Take $50 from mother or $100. Can’t you decide who you want to marry? Why are you disturbing the mother who is at home? That’s why i told you, go out and find yourself a husband. but what’s the point? Its been 2 years but still you haven’t found anyone. Your age is increasing. and this ugly burn scar. Who is out there who is going to marry you? husband hunting not easy. In these dating apps, some are good guys. some act like good guys. some are useless guys. When you start talking to someone, you take at least 5 days to decide if you want to meet him. After going on the first date, you take at least 5 weeks to decide if he is boyfriend material. In your times, it was so easy. Your entire family will select for you and you will marry the man they choose. ONE DAY…ONE DAY… Manage 3 dating apps and see. You got to deal with ridiculous messages. then you know the difficulty. just to decide if this guy is good or bad takes an entire day. after that only you will understand how difficult dating apps are. By the way, why are you reciting a long monologue like Raaghuvaran from Mudhalvan? GOT IT! I FOUND IT! I have found out how to get a groom for you. There is no point trusting this dating apps. Let’s go straight to the matter. No need a marriage broker or app. Let’s get involved directly. Let’s copy exactly ARYA’S matrimonial ad. Apparently he gets 100 phone calls a day. Yes, i understand. looking at your situation, i understand but let’s just try. Just read out what i wrote in the paper. but shouldn’t i dress nicely? I have worn house clothes. no, its not necessary. The groom has to know how you will look like after marriage. The groom shouldn’t be scared after seeing your face after the marriage. okay? ready? What’s there will come here. okay, i have pressed the red button. mother, its not a movie shooting. let’s just start. Fine, just talk. Its true. I’m looking for a bride for marriage. Its all true. I am looking for a groom for marriage. kind, handsome…wealthy groom. usually people find their life partner via work place, friends, family, relatives, matrimonial sites but i’m not like that. usually people their life partner through tinder, kalynam.com, bar, club but I’m not like that. I don’t have any demands or conditions. I wouldn’t lie that i don’t have any like demands or conditions. If you like me, if you think I will be a good life partner for you, please call if you like me, if you think i can be a good life partner for you…. if you think you can handle the whole wedding expenses. camera is still running. hurry! then go to my facebook page, kellyskomedy and send me a video message. Don’t think its a prank, joke or something i’m doing for fun. Don’t think its a prank, joke or something i’m doing for fun. my mother isn’t going to give me anymore money to go on dates. This is mine and my mother’s life matter. send me your video message. I have done my duty as a mom! Save money! Save time! by the way, why didn’t you give the phone number? Arya didn’t give his real number too… When i tried to call the 733 number, it shows that its a ANMOL from zee channel. Why did you call to that number? for you! for you!