JB Smoove – That’s How I Dooz It – Everything’s Heavy at the Gym

JB Smoove – That’s How I Dooz It – Everything’s Heavy at the Gym


– I get irritated when I go to the gym. As soon as I walk in the gym, I get irritated. You know why? Cause everything so damn heavy. All this shit. (audience laughing) Ain’t no light shit in here! (audience laughing) (screaming) The fuck is this? My new gym’s so damn heavy the door to get in that shit heavy. I be like goddamn, how the fuck you get
this in the goddamn gym? What kind of door is this? Goddamn! Fuck! What kind of god damned door is this? Fuck, whew! How the fuck you get in this goddamn gym? (audience laughing) Hey man, people outside can’t get in! What kind of goddamn door is this? I got to wait outside
for somebody to leave to get in the goddamn gym. (audience laughing) When somebody leave, I’ll slide up in this motherfucker. Hold the door, hold that goddamn door. Hold the door, hold the door. Goddamn! I’m in the gym. I don’t know how I’m gonna leave (audience laughing) but I’m up in this motherfucker. I got to pull the fire alarm and leave, we all leaving at the same goddamn time. (audience cheering)

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