Cancelling a Gym Membership – Foil Arms and Hog

Cancelling a Gym Membership – Foil Arms and Hog


Hi welcome to Active Fitness. HI there I’m looking to cancel my gym membership please. Oh that’s a pity, well take a seat I’ll have someone from the membership team come out and speak to you. No there’s no need to talk to… I understand you are looking to leave the organisation? You mean the gym? You have become an inactive member. Yes its just hard to find the time. Ciarán leaving now would not be in your best interests. Why is that? We are implementing a new free-weights program And it would be a shame to have to lose those guns. Let me put it this way Cancelling your membership would dramatically reduce you life expectancy. Well I’m going to take up jogging. All those hard surfaces Ciarán… It would be a shame if something happened to those knees. So let me get this straight. You are looking for a complete cessation… of your membership. Yes. The talks have broken down. You leave me with no alternative Ciarán you cannot simply leave this organisation Well I am. Under the terms of the agreement you have ten months left on your membership. No I haven’t. It automatically renewed in October. I didn’t agree to that. That was the deal that was struck Ciarán. One months notice is what’s required otherwise the contract renews indefinitely Well consider this your notice. This organisation does not recognize a verbal termination. We insist upon a hand written letter. Ok you’ll get your letter. So you’re looking for early release? Yes and not just for me… I want the unconditional release of all of the members of my family. I cannot and will not surrender to these outrageous demands. I utterly refute what you have just said to me. You’re just trying to hit legitimate membership targets. I have my orders. You leave me with no choice but to use whatever is within my power including cancelling my direct debit. Well then Mr. Callaghan We find ourselves at an impasse How do you propose we resolve this particular matter? Nobody knows… Its a very complex situation. Doomdah! Thanks a million for watching we’re Foil Arms and Hog We have a new video every Thursday Please subscribe to the YouTube channel If you want to see us live, tomorrow night Friday, we are playing the Wexford Comedy Festival And next week we are in London for the Apollo And there’s only like 100 tickets left. So you know its up to you what you want to do there. We are playing our last ever Oink show on June 17th. And then we are at The Edinburgh Fringe Festival with our brand new show ‘Craicling’ Doomdah! OK everybody stick at it. Should be feeling pain on both sides. We got to work it out! (unprofessional corpsing)

100 comments on “Cancelling a Gym Membership – Foil Arms and Hog

  1. Gym buddy2605 Post author

    I have watched lots of your videos but this one is the most hillarious one 😂😂😂

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  2. AngeLife Post author

    I was in Dublin for two weeks, and you were nowhere to be found. I want my money back!

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  3. Kathy Cooke Post author

    Omg I'm crying and shaking 😂😂 "be a shame if something happened to those needs" the accents just made it 100 times funnier

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  4. Ems Phipps Post author

    "Would be a shame if anything happened to those knees" I'm crying 😂😂😂

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  5. MrQuickshot117 Post author

    The membership guy sounds like Sharlto Copley (The main character in District 9).

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  6. Aj Baalman Post author

    @Foil Arms and Hog, would of been awesome to hear the words, "then we will settle this with a dual."

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  7. carl sykes Post author

    My mum used to live on the Shankill and grew up in the thick of all this. She f’king LOVES this video 😂😂

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  8. Emily Isbister Post author

    Watch my sister talk about her gym membership 😂 https://youtu.be/DmFSIwoksxA

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  9. Ramsey Keilani Post author

    As a non-Irishman, can someone explain the joke? Who precisely is Gerry Adams, and how does Northern Ireland fit into all this?

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  10. hoii Post author

    It's the members that never turn up that allow gyms to make a profit. They hate the members that are there every day. Having an ulsterman on hand to deal with them is quite a good strategy.

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  11. everyday learning Post author

    Sweet Jasus, someone pass me an American President to broker a peaceful departure from that Gym.

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  12. Frostyblade 88 Post author

    I imagine this is what goes on in Gerry Adam's head every time some says 'sure the British aren't so bad'

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  13. Crazy_Lew 90 Post author

    I live in the u.k and took the Cambridgeshire county council gym to court and got it cancelled. It took 7 months and constant mail through the post, I wonx so fuck yeh!!!

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  14. Julian Perfetti Post author

    I just changed gmys and thought it would be an experience similar to this. But in reality this experience resmebled more my changing of phone company

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