Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL

Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL


♪♪♪
>>THIS IS “BLACK JEOPARDY.”>>YEAH, ALL RIGHT, WHAT UP?
WHAT UP? WHAT UP?
WELCOME TO “BLACK JEOPARDY.” THE ONLY JEOPARDY WHERE OUR
PRIZE MONEY IS PAID IN INSTALLMENTS.
I’M YOUR HOST, DARNELL HAYES. TODAY’S CONTESTANTS ARE SHANICE.
>>HEY.>>RASHAD.
>>WHAT’S CRACKIN?>>AND, OH, THIS IS SO EXCITING.
ALL THE WAY FROM WAKANDA IT’S T’CHALLA.>>GREETINGS DARNELL.
I AM A BIG FAN OF THIS PROGRAM.>>BOY THIS MIGHT BE THE
BLACKEST, “BLACK JEOPARDY” YET. ALL RIGHT, LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT
OUR CATEGORIES. WE GOT, GROWN ASS.
AW, HELL NO. FID’NA.
GIRL, BYE. I AIN’T GOT IT.
AND AS ALWAYS, WHITE PEOPLE. ALL RIGHT.
SHANICE, YOU’RE OUR RETURNING CHAMP.
YOU PICK.>>OKAY, LET’S GO TO AW, HELL NO
FOR A HUNDRED.>>OKAY, THE ANSWER THERE, YOUR
BARBER HAS A TWO HOUR WAIT. BUT HE SAYS THERE IS AN EMPTY
CHAIR YOU CAN USE UP FRONT. RASHAD.
>>WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, THERE’S A REASON YOUR CHAIR EMPTY.
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. YOU DAMN RIGHT THERE IS.
YOU GONNA END UP LOOKING LIKE THE WEEKND.
ALL RIGHT, RASHAD, THE BOARD IS YOURS?
>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO WITH FID’NA FOR $200.
>>ALL RIGHT. THEY FID’NA TAKE PRAYER OUT OF
SCHOOL. SHANICE.
>>WHAT IS AND THEY WONDER WHY EVERYBODY PREGNANT?
>>YES, YES, EXACTLY. YEAH.
BAD THINGS HAPPEN WHEN YOU KICK JESUS OUT OF YOUR HOUSE.
THAT’S RIGHT. ALL RIGHT, IT’S YOUR PICK
SHANICE.>>LET’S STICK WITH FID’NA FOR
$400.>>ALL RIGHT, THE ANSWER.
THIS IS THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN YOUR GRANDMAMA’S
NAME. OH, T’CHALLA.
>>WHAT IS TO HONOR HER AS THE FOUNDATION OF THE FAMILY.
>>HMM. THAT’S REALLY NICE.
IT’S WRONG. BUT IT’S REALLY NICE.
ANYBODY ELSE? THE REASON YOUR CABLE BILL IS IN
YOUR GRANDMAMA’S NAME? SHANICE?
>>WHAT IS CAUSE I’M FID’NA TO GET’S CAR AND I DON’T NEED ALL
THAT ON MY CREDIT.>>YES, I FEEL YOU.
THAT’S RIGHT. I FEEL YOU.
AND YOUR GRANDMAMA AIN’T GOING TO NEED THAT GOOD CREDIT TOO
MUCH LONGER. ALL RIGHT, SHANICE, YOUR PICK.
>>LET’S GO TO I AIN’T GOT IT FOR $200.
ALL RIGHT. THE LADY FROM SALLIE MAE SAYS
YOUR STUDENT LOAN IS PAST DUE. RASHAD.
>>WHAT IS I AIN’T GOT IT BECAUSE I DIED.
YOU ARE TALKING TO A GHOST.>>YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT.
THAT’S RIGHT. YEAH, YOU CAN’T BILL WHAT AIN’T
THERE. JUST ASK WESLEY SNIPES, AM I
RIGHT T’CHALLA?>>I DON’T KNOW THIS ONE.
>>THAT’S ALL RIGHT, MAN. YOU’LL GET THERE.
RASHAD, IT’S YOUR PICK.>>ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO TO AW,
HELL NO FOR $400.>>OKAY.
THE AIRLINE SAYS THEY WANT TO CHARGE YOU $25 TO CHECK YOUR
BAG. SHANICE.
>>WHAT IS AW, HELL NO, LOOKS LIKE I AM GOING TO FLY TO
JAMAICA WITH A 50 POUND SUITCASE IN MY LAP.
>>YOU DAMN RIGHT. YEAH, YOU DAMN RIGHT.
AND I DARE THE STEWARDESS TO SAY SOMETHING.
ALL RIGHT, LET’S KEEP GOING.>>LET’S STAY WITH GROWN ASS FOR
$600. OKAY, YOU SEND
SEND YOUR SMART ASS CHILD HERE BECAUSE SHE THINKS SHE GROWN.
T’CHALLA.>>WHAT IS TO ONE OF OUR FREE
UNIVERSITIES WHERE SHE CAN APPLY HER INTELLIGENCE AND PERHAPS ONE
DAY BECOME A GREAT SCIENTIST.>>OKAY.
WELL, THE ANSWER WE WAS LOOKING FOR WAS, OUT MY DAMN HOUSE.
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT? I AM GOING TO GIVE IT TO YOU
T’CHALLA. I MEAN, Y’ALL MIGHT NOT NO MEAN
STREETS IN WAKANDA. ALL RIGHT, THE BOARD IS YOURS.
>>VERY WELL. LET’S GO TO AW HELL NAH FOR
$800.>>THE POLICE MANS SAYS THERE
HAVE BEEN ROBBERIES IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD, AND ASKS DO YOU
HAVE INFORMATION.>>WHAT IS, NOT ONLY DO I TELL
THIS MAN WHAT I KNOW BUT I ALSO ASSIST HIM IN TRACKING DOWN THE
OFFENDER. AFTERALL OUR MINISTERS OF LAW
ENFORCEMENT ARE ONLY HERE TO PROTECT US.
IS THIS CORRECT?>>IT SHOULD BE.
BUT, OH. YOU AIN’T SPEND MUCH TIME HERE
IN AMERICA. LET’S JUST HEAR ABOUT TODAY’S
PRIZES. JOHNNY.
>>THANKS, DARNELL. TODAY’S “BLACK JEOPARDY” WINNER
WILL RECEIVE UESTA HOLD MARGARINE.
VERSATILE PLASTIC CONTAINERS THAT USED TO HOLD MARGARINE.
PUT WHATEVER YOU WANT IN THEM. AND WELL DONE STEAKS.
IF I SEE A SPEC OF RED IT’S GOING BACK.
YOU BETTER COOK MY FOOD WITH WELL DONE STEAK.
AND BY SPRITE. HOW DID WE BECOME THE BLACK
SODA? WE DON’T KNOW.
SPRITE. BACK TO YOU, DARNELL.
I DO LOVE SPRITE. ALL RIGHT.
T’CHALLA, THE BOARD IS YOURS.>>OKAY.
I AM READY. LET’S GO TO WHITE PEOPLE FOR
$400.>>OKAY, LET’S TRY IT.
YOUR FRIEND KAREN BRINGS HER POTATO SALAD TO YOUR COOKOUT.
UH-OH, T’CHALLA.>>I THINK I AM GETTING THE HANG
OF THIS. BUT BEFORE I ANSWER.
I HAVE A FEW QUESTIONS. THIS WOMAN, KAREN, SHE IS
CAUCASIAN, YEA?>>YES.
>>AND SHE HAS HER OWN RECIPE FOR POTATO SALAD, YES?
>>YEAH.>>OH, I UNDERSTAND.
IT IS NOBLE THAT SHE WOULD VOLUNTEER TO COOK FOR EVERYONE.
AND ALTHOUGH I HAVE NEVER HAD POTATO SALAD.
>>YEAH, OF COURSE.>>I SENSE THAT THIS WHITE WOMAN
DOES NOT SEASON HER FOOD.>>THAT’S RIGHT.
>>AND IF SHE DOES, IT IS ONLY WITH A TINY BIT OF SALT.
>>THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT.>>AND NO PAPRIKA.
>>YES, THAT’S EXACTLY RIGHT.>>AND SHE WILL PROBABLY ADD
SOMETHING UNNECESSARY LIKE, RAISINS.
>>I KNOW, RIGHT.>>SO — SO, SOMETHING TELLS ME
THAT I SHOULD SAY.>>SAY IT.
>>AW, HELL NO, KAREN. KEEP YOUR BLAND ASS POTATO SALAD
TO YOURSELF. [ DINGING ]
>>YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT T’CHALLA!
>>OH.>>IN THE FACE.
>>YES.>>BLACK PANTHER, WELCOME TO
BLACK JEOPARDY. ♪♪♪>>HOW MANY SQUARE FEET IS THAT?
>>FOR THREE BEDROOMS.>>WHAT A DEAL?
>>OH, WELL, THE SOUND OF WHITE PEOPLE SHOPPING NEARBY FOR REAL
ESTATE MEANS THE FUN IS OVER. SO, LET’S TAKE A BREAK.
WHEN WE COME BACK, WE’LL PLAY WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
BLACK JEOPARDY.

100 comments on “Black Jeopardy with Chadwick Boseman – SNL

  1. lion JUDAH Post author

    When our ppl wake up to there true nationally .We well call this show Isrealtie Jeopardy .

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  2. Aquilaria's Dream Post author

    I'm a white chick and I do not put raisins in potato salad because RAISINS DON'T BELONG IN A FKING POTATO SALAD! When I didn't have paprika, I used cayenne! Also, I ain't afraid to use salt!

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  3. 3 AM Post author

    Who ARE these white people who put raisins in potato salad? No way. That's got to be made up. Standard middle class white american potato salad has mayonnaise, probably some mustard, celery, maybe onions, a chopped up hard boiled egg, salt, pepper and paprika. Lots of times, some vinegar or some chopped up pickle. NO RAISINS! That would be "We are from France" Conehead weird!

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  4. Dorothea Le Post author

    "What is, Awh Hell Nah Karen keep your bland ass potato salad to yourself!" IT SENT ME 😂😂😂

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  5. kwantoon Post author

    This could have been a great skit if it had been on Mad tv, but SNL wouldn't know funny if it kicked in their front door and took a shit on their dinner table. Fuck SNL, this shit is stupid.

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  6. Banana Seokjin Post author

    Can someone explain to me the white people stereotype? I am white, but my mom is like anti this. She seasons her food and anytime someone adds some bullshit to food, she calls it rich people food.

    So I always assumed that kind of thing was what RICH people did, not white people.

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  7. Kenneth Barlow Post author

    "Aw Hell naw Karen, keep your bland assed potato salad to yourself." Freaking hilarious!

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  8. Camryn Raynor Post author

    "Aw hell naw Karen, keep your bland ass potato salad to yourself"

    Killmonger's ghost: " Maybe you ain't a white person in disguise after all…"

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  9. Kavika Post author

    Went to a BBQ, I had potato salad with relish and mustard in it. I was mad as hell. I didn't care for the chicken, ribs or burgers. Messed my day up ugh!

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  10. Shaul Aryeh Post author

    Wow……..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 black jeopardy needs to be the ONLY jeopardy. I would pay to watch this everyday🤣🤣🤣

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  11. Bodine 7-22-69 Post author

    Black jeopardy is bout the only funny skit SNL has nowadays ,and I still can't get a bust a gut laugh even with it like back in the good ole days at least 20 years ago I'd not miss an episode with Pryor ,farley, Sandler ,I wish they could get back to that kind of comedy ,it was real comedy gold

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  12. OGSpaceCadet Post author

    We don't put no freaking raisins in our potato salad in the south, that's a damn California thing. My mama's tater salad is epic at ANY BBQ. Period!

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  13. Cindy C Post author

    Did anyone notice T'Challa said…"In da face!" Coming to America…Prince Akim homage😅🤣😂😍😍😍👍😎🔥🔥🔥🔥

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  14. Johnny Johnny Post author

    So from these answers I get that black people are all selfish, dishonest drains on society?

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  15. Roy Taylor Post author

    Leslie Jones needs to style herself how she acts in skits. Doesn't have to be straight hair wigs. It can be braids even. That sticking up hair she wears does her no justice.

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  16. Matthew Whitaker Post author

    That was the best Black Jeopardy that I have seen yet. Chadwick Boseman is a great actor. Love him in all the Marvel movies. My favorite, was 42, Jackie Robinson's story. SNL funny bit.

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  17. Slytherin's heir Post author

    I was so shocked when I found out that Chadwick was 41. I thought he was in his 20s.

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  18. Peter Kariuki Post author

    This one was one of the few good ones in the history of SNL. T'Challa was so good lol.

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  19. Mel B Post author

    We are caucasian and always put paperikia on potato salad and who in the right mind puts raisins in potato salad that’s weird

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  20. Jeebus Fisch Post author

    Black people making fun of black people.. wish white people could do that to their own without getting set on fire.

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  21. Stinkie Bhlood Post author

    Lemme just start by sayin how much I really do love white people that love black people and the ones who kan kook like kountry folk. But I'm dead dis shit too true dawg 😂🤣

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  22. Palace Of Wisdom Post author

    If black people reported crime to the police, nothing would happen because… the cops hate arresting black people?

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  23. Payton Hidalgo Post author

    I LOVE Marvel… when MCU and SNL come together it's heaven on earth. WE NEED MORE!!

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  24. Ghostgirl 708 Post author

    “ and if she does, it is only with a tiny bit of salt, no paprika”

    Huh so T’Challa is getting some cooking advice from Vision i see

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  25. countryman usn Post author

    Saturday Night Live can get away with racism because they agreeable with a certain group

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  26. Thomas Nasworthy Post author

    I’m white and I have too many neighbors like Karen. Always bringing their organic bullshit to cookouts she wasn’t invited to. I let my pit bulls see her out 😈🤣

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  27. SarahV Scott Post author

    What is "to one of our free universities where she can apply her intelligence and one day perhaps become a great scientist"?
    The answer we was looking for is "out my damn house"

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  28. Lampcap Post author

    I swear tho! White people really do be adding random shit like fruit, raisins and nuts. Like hell naw! Get yo nasty ass, bland ass potato salad out of here Karen!

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  29. Marisa Tamayo Post author

    "aww hell nah karen, keep your bland ass potato salad to yourself" i'm dying of laughter

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  30. lindsey lefrois Post author

    Black people making fun of each other is hilarious. White people making fun of black people is usually a little mean-spirited.

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  31. Kush Walker Post author

    I've learned from these that as a white Republican from West Virginia I'm pretty black as it turns out

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  32. KryzMasta Post author

    “Oh, well, the sound of white people shopping nearby for real-estate means that the fun is over.” Dayum that’s tragically true!

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  33. TheSheriffess Post author

    I hate to say that the make shift margarine / tupperware containers and the well done steaks are spot on. The bland potato salad was classic.

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  34. Richard Grant Post author

    Racist…….they make it look like there are differences between races. …………. This is DISGUSTING and insulting to the African. The white men who own and control this network need to be exposed about this insult to Africans………..Who owns this network?

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